canadian coldhole

The act of grabbing snow, shoving it in your significant others asshole, and failing them in the ass until the snow comes dripping out melted.

Coworker 1: hey, how was ur date with suzie?
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!

by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021

Canadian Orgasm

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.

LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.

by Salty Giraffe Poo January 1, 2022

Canadian Drumstick

Freezing maple syrup in the shape of a horse cock and plunding it into your holes while it slowly melts then your hole is ready to be fucked and the dick is now a Canadian drumstick

Me and Josh did a Canadian drumstick last night, best tasting head ever

by FrankAndTheBrick420 July 6, 2021

Canadian waterslide

Oral sex performed outside in sub-0°C temperature.

My birthday is January 22 and my girlfriend gave me a canadian waterslide as a present

by fagorcultured May 5, 2016

Canadian beach

A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".

1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh

by Alvarortor September 14, 2015

Canadian Poopsicle

This is preformed by taking a shit in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo.

Man, I have to take a shit. Man.2, WAIT! wanna make a Canadian Poopsicle? Man, sure.

by wolfkiller1351 December 1, 2020

Canadian kira

A Canadian Kira is a amazing friend yet bullies you BUT very easy to get along with BUT DONT BE FOOLED you may call them a whore then end up liking them alot ong ong

Yo buckaroo I got w a Canadian Kira so huge W

by Mortal kito January 27, 2023