There is a man that doesn’
t enjoy therapy. His orifices were filled with bulchivak, one fateful night he
took the bulchivak and threw it at pedestrians, turns into zombies that like bulchivak intensely. One
day the zombies sucked all of the earths crust leading the to be man alone then he had to rebuild civilization to understand
zombie fetishes, he then realized zombies need love too. He then proceeded to fulfil the zombies needs for bulchivak. One
day he realized that he wanted more, they were starting to become savage and desperate for bulchivak (it sounds unnaturally phallic)he could not produce enough bulchivak so then he built a portal gun so he could spend
forever in perpetual motion, creating even more dildos.