The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.
After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?
by Tadalafil September 14, 2010
The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting
I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.
by coining buttress January 25, 2011
1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.
2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above
2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above
P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby
by the Coventry April 27, 2010
by Cindi44 February 15, 2008
A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.
by witelighter06 December 12, 2006
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by snowsamarai February 15, 2012