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bus fucked

You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.
I'm late this morning because I got bus fucked.
by marusya8 June 14, 2011
mugGet the bus fuckedmug.

bus gum

Chewing gum that you received on the bus from a friend or acquaintance.
Man, I got some bus gum a few hours ago... I can't believe it still has flavor!
by Funfacts September 26, 2009
mugGet the bus gummug.

Bu Meh

Bu meh means someone who is unable to say no or voice their thoughts
Why is she such a Bu Meh....I hate it
by Http.crymeariver August 19, 2020
mugGet the Bu Mehmug.

Gaggle Bus

A bus containing at least 5 or more complete douche bags.
"There's a gaggle of douches in that Gaggle bus!"
by MyithZ January 27, 2012
mugGet the Gaggle Busmug.

bus hands

Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!

Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.

Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011
mugGet the bus handsmug.

tardy bus

Used in regards to one who acts tardy/retarded/lame.
Jeff and I were playing strip Boggle while his girlfriend, Monika, was riding the tardy bus.
by CDubbleDeez January 27, 2007
mugGet the tardy busmug.

Bus Bitch

What it is: The Bone Bus Bitch runs to grab a bus for the Bones only! Occasionally other instruments sneak on somehow… He/she also enforces the bus rules.

Why we do it: So we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?

How it originated: We had to take busses to the Metrodome for all home games. Because of the move to TCF Bank Stadium in 2009, the Bone Bus Bitch plays a lesser role. However, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
What does the Bone Bus Bitch say: “Welcome to the Bone Bus. The following rules apply: no singing, and no dooking!”
by UMMB Bone October 3, 2011
mugGet the Bus Bitchmug.

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