the speed bump 

Sidemen blind dating vid to find out the sex position

Im inside the vagina cause of the speed bump

the speed bump by Ju1 July 27, 2019

speed bump and cars 

a asian girl rolling uncontrollably over a white boy (who has an awaken dragon, i.e. penis) while giggling japanese school girl status

asian girl: i'm bored, wanna play a game?

white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?

speed bump and cars by xmeleex July 29, 2006

don't bump tha blunt 

meaning, don't fuck up the rotation.

puff puff give, man, don't bump tha blunt.

don't bump tha blunt by the surly mermaid May 31, 2005

Nora-bump 

v. (to Nora-bump; to get Nora-bumped)
a. When a teacher refuses to tell her class that she is pregnant, even though it is blatantly obvious
b. When a teacher develops a binge drinking problem and appears pregnant

slang
can be used as a substitute for the word "Screwed" or in fact any phrase

The students were angry when they got Nora-bumped. Did their teacher really think they were that stupid?!

slang
Can you believe we have a web-assign every night? We totally got Nora-bumped!

Nora-bump by AP Mechanics January 13, 2008

speed bump 

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."

speed bump by willard3 February 26, 2008

booty bump 

When you administer a drug intramuscularly through the gluteus maximus muscle also known as the buttox.

I just booty bumped my girlfriend with some ketamine.

booty bump by Coaster_FTW May 23, 2009

speed bump 

You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

speed bump by earjacker September 23, 2008