Clay bum

When you wipe your bum and there is a clay like matter on the paper.

I was wiping for ages last night. Turns out I’ve got a bad case of clay bum.

by Fjdb565656 March 30, 2020

bum udder

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.

Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"

by RAWSTAN August 26, 2015

Bum swaggler

A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.

Droot is a long time bum swaggler. she learned from her bum swaggling mother.

by blumpkins July 7, 2004

Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

by FinnyJ December 7, 2010

bum tax

As in a bum has to pay 15% percent of his or her income every month in a money order

this bum forgot to pay his bum tax now he'll get deported to the moon

by Cool Daddy o May 16, 2009

Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.

She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.

by bigpiece June 17, 2020

BEach bummed

Having anal sex in the sand dunes with a stranger you met at a bar

anyone here you want to get beach bummed by later?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018