Skeezy

The quality of being sketchy or of dubious origin. A skeezy guy is the kind that you're not quite sure where they came from, but they tend to be the oily, used car salesman types. A skeezy chick shares the dubious origin, and is likely the kind you find passed out at a party or in a bar that when she wakes up, goes home with the nearest guy.

Additionally, objects can be skeezy, especially foods and furniture. Skeezy foods are the kind that could be perfectly safe and just smell funny, or be so old and grotesque that you'll die from eating it. Skeezy furniture is the kind that bums sleep on or is in common areas that people are known to have sex in.

Dude, I wouldn't ask that guy for directions, he looks kinda skeezy.

I totally took home that Brittany chick from our Lit class.
Brittany? That girl is pretty skeezy, you might wanna go get tested.

Man, Anya eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.

Whoa, I wouldn't sit there, that couch is kinda skeezy.

by JossyWheckadoniaca June 22, 2009

skeezy

Shabby, dirty, and vulgar; tawdry

Veronica remarked, "That bitch was straight up skeezy."

by Smartie May 15, 2004

skeezy

a mix of sketchy and sleezy

He kept repeating that nothing happened when it did, he's hellof skeezy.

by paella December 28, 2005

SKEEZY

You know wtf it is stop playing... ski mask

“ He seen his face ?”
“Nah ran down with a SKeeZy on”

by SKEEZY REEK February 22, 2021

Skeezy

Both Skanky and Sleezy, Skeezy is an adjective to describe only the most heinous of dirty skanks. Skeezy people can often be identified by their constant unwanted stories, smell, and visible STDs. You can tell if someone is truly Skeezy by calling them a skank, and seeing if they take it as a compliment.

1) That skeezy ho was gonna sleep with a dude 30 years older than her, who she has never met.
2) Dude, you can see her herpes creeping up her belly, what a skeezy ho.
3) Ali. Nuff Said.

by White Bear March 21, 2005

skeezy

A combination of Sketchy (dubious) and sleazy(dirty or vulgar)

That middle-aged man hanging outside the high school parking lot was majorly skeezy

by Werd December 8, 2002

Skeezy

Adjective. When a man lets rip a mad fart during sex directly followed by loosing his erection and falling asleep. Usually performed after drinking many beers in an outback town and hooking up with a random.

I picked up this tinderella at the pub last night, went back to her place and did a skeezy, she wasn't happy this morning.

by BHill22 April 4, 2022