awkward branch

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

by Kellee April 3, 2007

thanks a bunch

sarcastic retort meaning the opposite

<Dave spills water on Joes desk>
Joe: Thanks a bunch Dave, that really helped !

by jurasource July 29, 2003

Brunchtanoontea

The meal that you eat when you got up too late to eat brunch or lunch, but too early just to call it tea. It typically falls between 2 and 4pm. Brunchtanoon tea usually follows nights of drinking or all nighters for study.

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: 3:30.. You just got up didn't you?
Person 1: Yeah.. Must be brunchtanoontea time...

by Kat n Carmen October 23, 2011

Brunchy

To be appropriate for brunch

Look at this dress, it's so brunchy.

by ZAKfreeman April 25, 2015

brunchie

A brunchie is a group of Yuppy mothers who has her friends over for brunch after thier kids Saturday morning soccer game. All 60 of their " close friends's " park their Town and Country mommie vans all the way down the street. They proceed to Kiss and hug each other in the driveway forgetting they saw each other 5 minutes ago at the soccer game. The Kids names are Typically named Beckem, Flynn or Leif.

My Neighbor next door has all her Brunchie friends hogging the street with thier Town and Countries!

by therealunicornmom June 21, 2016

Butt Bruncher

One who enjoys a good butt for brunch.

"Gee Simon, you really are a Butt Bruncher! You ate an awful lot of butts!"

"By golly Jimbo! Is that fecal matter on your moustache you smelly butt bruncher!"

by Butt Bruncher Willis August 9, 2009

brenchnner

Breakfast, lunch and dinner eaten in one meal. Similar to brunch. Typically eaten by lazyass students during the holidays who are too lazy or lack the skills to prepare 3 meals themselves.

Yo homie, I'm starving, lets go out and have brenchnner

by wheimfxo June 30, 2008