Broken Kisses

When you kiss someone but you keep drooling cause your tongue doesn't work.

Her tongue piercing is awesome, but it was nothing but broken kisses for the first week or so.

by Chainchompboke June 18, 2008

broken furnace

After two lovers have sexual intercourse, the woman begins to limp because the erotic penis was deep enough in the woman to cause pain in her pelvis

I gave Susan a broken furnace last night, she said it wasn't her first.

by Pelvis Presley April 20, 2017

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 22, 2021

broken helmet

A decent body, but ugly face.

She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet

by PapaJBranford June 04, 2010

broken bottleneck

Sling your neck around like a broken bottle a crack head chick

Look at that broken bottleneck right there

by Dairy of a madman January 04, 2023

Broken Boss

Implies the boss of a job once did exceptionally, but their ability to lead/direct a team of employees has deteriorated overtime and refuses to quit or accept that changes need to be made, or are afraid to do so.

They may still be effective at their own work, but they cannot realize that their business/team is underperforming and are no longer able to shift the situation in their favor.

"How's work been?"
"My broken boss won't bring more staff on, he keeps filling reservations but there's no one to help."

by Splorsh June 28, 2021

bowl of broken eggs

A girl who has had many abortions.

She's had so many abortions, she's a bowl of broken eggs.

by Grad1678 June 20, 2017