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Boot-shining crazy

A person, idea, thought, belief, government or other concept, system or organization that is domineering in manner, arrogant or otherwise overbearing or obsessively concerned with seemingly minor perceived slights or infractions.

The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.

The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.
foo: "I had some cop stop me the other day for forgetting to put my indicator on, even though the street was totally empty he still gave me a ticket"

bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"
by tteeler March 30, 2009
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Bootage

Damn, ole' girl's got the bootage going on.
by tJ0169ga September 14, 2009
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Boot Error

When you put your boots or shoes on the wrong feet
As i was getting ready to leave this morning i had a major Boot Error as i put my left shoe on my right foot
by ThrasMetalMan1 February 23, 2011
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Boot Box

A sexual act in which a person inserts their boot-clad foot into a woman's vagina. Like fisting, but with a shod foot.
Tom: Hey, why is your boot squeeking? Did you step in a puddle?
Bob: Nope, just got through giving Sandy a boot box.
by Dezzish June 30, 2015
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boot-in-the-arse

Australian colloquial term:

A mild form of corporal punishment wherein a child or subordinate is kicked in the buttocks.

-Often used as an empty threat or possible solution to discipline unruly behaviour.
"If you don't go and do your chores you'll get a boot-in-the-arse."

"I am sick of the neighbourhood youths graffiting on my wall, I think a boot-in-the-arse and a good talking to would set them straight."
by Joey jjs July 3, 2016
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boot jerker

The act of jerking your bologna into any kind of boot. Being turned on by a cowboy boot, orthopedic boot, hooker boot, stripper boot or work boot or any sort of boot. Getting freaky with synthetic or any animal skin boot.
Homeboy likes to jerk his one eyed pocket snake into a boot. There's a snake in my boot. Homeboy is a low down boot jerker
by Madame Breaux psychic April 19, 2018
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boot

To boot someone.

Generally taken as the term for kicking someone Offline (DDoS'ing someone's WIFI connection.

Mostly used under gamers and modder clans and crews
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