smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

by goats February 23, 2005

Snowboard boot blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

by Purple Alien January 26, 2012

Blumpkin ala Crabcake

Eating a crabcake while receiving oral sex when dropping a deuce..

That dumb cunt raked my dick while i was getting a Blumpkin ala Crabcake.

by Terrell Suggs October 23, 2007

Reverse Blumpkin “Pauly”

When a girl is on the toilet taking a shit and leans forward to give you head

Man last night was crazy... I followed her into the bathroom and she said she had to take a dump. I wanted a reverse blumpkin “pauly” so reluctantly she gave in.

by Notsoswift December 20, 2019

Grand Slam Blumpkin

The act of sucking a man's penis while he defecates in the upper tank of the toilet.

"John received a Grand Slam Blumpkin at Sarah's house last night."

by Honey x Badger September 23, 2015

red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

give Trump a blumpkin

To really really really suck. Even if you liked to give blumpkins, it would be really suck to give Trump one because he eats McDonald’s every day, and because, well......, he’s Trump.

Don’t go to that show. It’s gonna give Trump a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
Totally gave Trump a blumpkin.

by Tyeumm January 23, 2021