Blanket

Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat

When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket

by EHZD October 12, 2019

arabian blanket party

the act of having sex in a piss covered blanket.

honey, i need to piss, do you want to have an arabian blanket party?

by bratwurst99 August 16, 2025

you'll be my blanket

Makin your lover warm Real Warm

"Jim got blanketed hard REAL hard"

"Amanda said "You'll be my blanket"

by SeagDaddy200103 November 28, 2014

Blanket

The best thing ever!

Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020

Food on a blanket

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Let’s go have some food on a blanket!

by Superandrew1 June 1, 2021

Vietnamese blanket trick

Vietnamese women are known, far and wide for their sexual prowess.
In the Vietnamese Blanket Trick, a man and a woman are wrapped in a blanket whilst engaging in sex. The woman is then able to bring the man to orgasm simply through the use of her vaginal muscles.

You ain't had sex if you've never experienced the Vietnamese Blanket Trick.

by Bien there November 20, 2022

pepperoni pizza blanket

Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.

by nstlr007 December 7, 2019