birds nest

Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest

Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting...

Dave: Dude! Just birds nest it!

by bobmcd123 September 24, 2007

Floppy Bird

A floppy bird is someone who says things and does nothing, a total flop!

Ibrahim is a floppy bird

by Oxford_Dicktionary November 1, 2021

squawk bird

n.Very loud, talkative individuals (usually female)with very little to say. They are easily distinguished by a grating quality in there voice and a poor awareness of appropriate volume for casual human communication.

Last time I ate there, I had to try to figure out what I wanted to order while listening to an abrasive pair of squawk birds, at the table next to me, spatter each other's faces with excited chatter of plumage trends.

by CocoBware February 20, 2008

That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)

Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that

by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022

bird pussy

being very elevated

Dude, those people are higher than bird pussy.

by bambamthankyamaam April 4, 2015

death birds

birds that make you wish you were dead, because you've been up partying all night and have adult responsibilities the next day, yet they insist on chirping twenty minutes before the sun even comes up.

A: "I hate the death birds."
G: "They are the worst."

by TrailerPark_N_Shameless July 12, 2010

the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.

Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?

by Jeff October 8, 2003