Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.

After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?

by Tadalafil September 14, 2010

frosty beard

When a man's beard gets covered in semen.

Mike ended up with a frosty beard when he got done blowing Milo.

by PartyBoy1981 December 17, 2011

Beard baby

1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.

2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above

P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby

by the Coventry April 27, 2010

butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

by Cindi44 January 12, 2009

Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.

"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*

by witelighter06 December 13, 2006

vagina - beard

the act of a man's facial hair resembling an unshaven vagina.

dude, check out his vagina - beard!

by kyotoprotocol August 8, 2011

bearded libby

When a bearded person gives a rim job. It's like a cross between a tongue wedgie, a vacuum cleaner, and a broom.

Dude, that old biker gave a totally awesome bearded libby last night.

I felt so refreshed after that crazy bearded libby.

That bearded libby cleared my sinuses.

by V. C. Five February 10, 2008