jelly beaned

when you’re completely fucked from illegal substances

“Oi mate last night I was absolutely jelly beaned”

by tmoney987654321 March 20, 2021

House Beaner

Inspired from the term “House Nigger”. A House Beaner can be anyone who identifies as “Mestizo”, or a Chicano who rejects their Indigenous American ancestry. Unlike “House Niggers”, House Beaners tend to be relatively dark-skinned, due to their high percentage of Indigenous DNA, in which they’re insecure of.

Chicano guy: “My DNA test came back, it’s say I’m 70% Indigenous”
House Beaner (also Chicano): We’re Mexican, stop trying to be an Indian, you didn’t even grow up on a reservation.

by Joe.momma.1786 April 28, 2021

bitchslap beanercrap

It's act where a bitch is slappin' while a beaner is-a-crappin ay it's-a-me, MARIO!

Marigold slapped me in the face, while some busty Mexican chick ripped open her pants and shat on the floor. Bitchslap beanercrap!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

loyal beaner

A fellow loyal Mexican that will be there for you at all times

Damn ella es un loyal beaner

by Alejandra282 May 26, 2022

silly beanery

When a person (or a pet) is acting rambunctious; wildin' out

The babysitter doesn't tolerate Courtney's silly beanery like her parents do.

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Baked Beaned

Just really high

Dude im totally baked beaned right now

by nevans100 March 10, 2023

jewiener beaner

a nickname for a person named jena

ew its jewiener beaner
right

by MANNYMANYMANYNMAYNAMYNAMYNAMYN July 31, 2023