Big Beaked Bitch

Insult; Slur; an angry jab at someone's features. Specifically the nose. Regardless of size.

"You know that Becky chick? I can't stand that big beaked bitch"

by Mrs.Sass June 8, 2020

Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020

My Bakora Dora Lora

when you feel quirky

Oh, My Bakora Dora Lora how are you doing?

by LAKORA February 14, 2021

Whites Beaconsfield

Affordable teeth whitening that gives you an abundance of confidence and causes one to be constantly smiling.

Melissa “Why are you always smiling so much?”
Rob “Whites Beaconsfield duh”

by Mizz Mog November 25, 2021

National Beanous day

National Beanous day is celebrated on the 5th December every year.
It celebrates the footballer Gabriel Jesus and what he has done to be with the higher performance.

Me: “What are you doing for national Beanous day this year”
Friend: “nothing”
Me: *cries in higher performance*

by 63dcw December 5, 2021

bacon bakon

a vps member who's humor is shit

bacon bakon gets bitches

by bak0n August 15, 2022