british

tommyinnit

tommyinnit is the definition of British

by joemama2473294344 November 3, 2020

Great British flicker gooning

Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.

I wish I was Great British flicker gooning right now.

by 6ngelical July 11, 2025

British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

black british people

Rare exotic slave with a funky accent from Britain

I cant believe black british people exist

by Blackballs303 December 25, 2023

British butter

"Slang for British anal lube. References the tap water quality in London, often compared in color to peanut butter due to the high amounts of excrement in its contents."

I would use you like some British butter boy.

by Mutherfackindawg November 12, 2023

British

British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.

Person A: Look at the cock on that one
Person B: yea he’s British, that’s why

by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019

British

British is a trendsetter and man of God and a sweet person that will put a smile on your heart he listens and shows love and gives comfort to the weak minded.

British is a great person

by Opalocka Goon November 23, 2021