balora

a small foxlike unicorn with a british accent and a fold up futon in his back left leg

I was riding my balora to school yesterday and I got tired, thank god for its futon leg

by matterson pigs December 22, 2008

Bathroom Shuffle

The akward, thighs pressed together bolt a girl does to the bathroom after she has just taken a fat load of cum. Usually said girl has some form of plug, either a wad of tissues or her hands to stop the outpour of said cum !

Dude, i shagged this chick last night and it was the funniest bathroom shuffle ive ever seen !

by nmk_427 August 20, 2009

Walmart bathroom party

When you destroy some twelve year olds dream by choke slamming him into the sink

Yo my mans just Walmart bathroom party that kid

by JFKexperience75 May 24, 2019

meet me at the rec bathroom

on contrary to the term meet me at the rec, this is also a term used by comeaux high students when they want to have gay sex, hence the nick name, homeuax high.

guy 1: Hey you wanna catch these hands

guy 2: Oh you know it, meet me at the rec bathroom

guy 1: Oh you want those kind of hands, ok, i'll meet you at the rec bathroom

by Homeaux Comeaux December 20, 2018

can i go to the bathroom

come on we know you dont really have to go you just go there to have a break from school you go there to use your phone

kid: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: UHH I DONT KNOW CAN YOU?
kid: UHH I DONT KNOW DID YOUR HUSBEN CHEAT ON YOU?

by YAY_fucktheinternet March 10, 2021

Bathroom Blaster

Finger Banging a stanger in a public bathroom. Also, taking key bumps in a public bathroom.

She looks like a bathroom blaster.

by chet cummings August 19, 2008

Baptor

the awkward situation wherein you or your group of friends says goodbye to another person or group, only to realize that both people/groups are headed in the very same direction.

Me: adios man *starts walking*

Nick: yeah see ya *walks away*

Me: *looking over and seeing Nick* BAPTOR!

by sean patrick goggin December 27, 2008