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Battle-axe Bisexual

A bisexual who believes that labels such as pansexual, polysexual and omnisexual are unnecessary, as they believe that these sexualities are all just bisexual worded differently. BaB's also believe that pansexuality is biphobic and transphobic. To back this up, they cite something called the Bisexual Manifesto, which is a piece of text that's over 33 years old, and defines bisexuality as "Attraction to two or more genders." This definition is vital to BaB's, as it's one of the reasons why they believe that the aforementioned labels are unneeded.
Eliza: "I ran a discourse account, elizaspeaks, for two years. It was fun while it lasted but after a while I realized that discourse is pretty boring and unnecessary, and I abandoned the account."
Theo: "Oh yeah! I remember you! You were the battle-axe bisexual I was in a group chat with. I left that group a long time ago."
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Battle Sex

An aggressive form a sexual intercourse that incorporates violent physical actions towards one another commonly resulting in cuts, bruises, bleeding, various bodily injury, stroke, seizure, or possible death.
"Dude, how was last night? What happened to your arm... and your hair?"
"Well, last night was incredible. We had BATTLE SEX!!" *play battle sex theme song here*
by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OGBYN December 2, 2005
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going batman

Taking on the night life after taking care of business during the day.
I am going Batman until the morning after working all day.
by Billy Poor September 24, 2013
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batman

The act of performing an extraordinary physical or social maneuver in order to escape or avoid an unwanted scenario or outcome.
Hey dude, you see dave snipe tim out of the air while he was driving a worthog?

YEA BRO, DAVE SURE BATMANED TIM!

"A Batman" is a function or action.
by AaronASB October 18, 2006
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The Batman

When a male paints his scrodum black with Paint or Ink and receives oral sex (from male or female). The giver of the oral sex is lying on the bed with his or her head hanging off the edge of the bed. While giving oral sex, the male scrodum is tapping against the givers eyes and nose area shading this area of the face black thus revieling a look that resembles a BatMan Mask.
Last night i gave my girl the "The BatMan".
by crazyassfool April 18, 2010
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Batleth

a guy that loves Star Trek, specifically klingons. usually enjoys online fansites related as such. (and sometimes Disney games) spends most of his time online in front of the computer and doesn't get out much.
Man, that guy sure is a Batleth!
by d0ctor March 14, 2011
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Battle Pass

A type of reward system that popular games use to give players a good value system. Games like Fortnite, Call of Duty, and some knock-off mobile games use this system. Buy this before you buy any other shit they might blow at you.
Bro, I have the Battle Pass, your trash bro, you broke scrub.
by Kj has no fps November 4, 2020
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