Basket of Weaving

A situation in which someone has intentionally created a drama storm to which is referred to as the "basket of weaving"

The dramatic exerts of a "puppet master" making all the little puppets dance to his/her rhythm... the rhythm of basket weaving

1:Girl - "I need you to talk to my friend for me, I think she's mad at me for sleeping with her boyfriend"
You - "...don't add me to your basket of weaving"

2:Boy - "Jon said he saw you steal from my house..dude, whats up?"
You - "Jon is weaving us into a basket because he's jealous of our friendship"

by ElectricianOfUrMom October 5, 2009

Baked Ham

Having approved sex while under the influence of marijuana; a nickname for one, who has sex often while being high

She was baked ham after just having sex and smoking.

by xxxigotnothing December 2, 2014

baked it

The process by which one purposefully refrains from defacating, thereby allowing the poo to harden, or 'bake', thereby making it a more pleasant experience later.

John: "I was gonna take a shit earlier, but I could tell it was gonna be a wet one, so I baked it till later."

by Octagon Stav March 29, 2019

basketball shorts boner

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.

Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”

by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021

Basketball person

Black man who eats KFC, uses food stamps, and drives a hellcat with a lease for 640 months and obviously plays basketball

I’m better than a basketball person

by KFCRocks420 September 18, 2023

honey baked

Derived From, "Going Hams"
Used To Describe Doing Dumb Shit

This Shit is Honey Baked; I Could Be Doin So Much Right Now

by Free Sinatra August 4, 2007

mushroom basket

Slang used to define one's vagina.

"Her mushroom basket smells like dog piss"

"Fuck I'd love to throw it in her mushroom basket"

"Thats the hairiest mushroom basket I've ever seen! Fuckn' thing looks like Chewbacca"

by Anthony A January 27, 2008