jack bank

An area of the mind used to store images and experiences to be used at a later time to masturbate.

"Brandon put the memory of a girl he saw bending over on the bus into his jack bank"

by Seangrrrr February 7, 2008

Fap bank

A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.

How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.

by Benstar June 14, 2012

ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

That guy is totally an Ernie Banks

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

Dabble bank

Female version of the wank bank

Jill: Collen Feral is in my dabble bank, what about yours?
Morgan: Well Brad Pit is my main one.
Katie: Well I dont do that so...

by moses of the river November 17, 2010

Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

saunders bank

A popular Toona fishing spot south of Victor Harbour, SA where many dumb fucks can't get its name right. It's Saunders not Sanders

We bagged out on Toona at Saunders bank not Sanders bank you fucktard. Sanders is another 10km on.

According to my map we fish Saunders. "Sanders?, never heard of it"

Fuck, here we go again. It's actually Saunders

by It's a horse January 23, 2018

mr banks

absolute best man and chem teacher on planet earth. this man could kill my whole entire family and i’d still look up to him. he may not be the best teacher, but he would love and support you endlessly. love you banksy :)

classmate: i hate mr banks, i am not learning!
me: *pulls out gun* what the fuck did u just say

by turtlebob April 28, 2020