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by Stoppable rocks September 5, 2006
Get the JC Bakesmug. When a person either masturbates while smoking marijuana, or that person masturbates after having smoked marijuana. Jack and Bake is better than regular masturbation and regular pot smoking, the two combined create a wonderful sensation.
Dude, when I Jacked and Baked last night, it was much better than when i masturbated 2 nights ago.
Bro, lets Jack and Bake, back to back.
Bro, lets Jack and Bake, back to back.
by Kelvs February 26, 2009
Get the Jack and Bakemug. by Sh@dowBlood August 23, 2009
Get the Baking browniesmug. We're gonna have baked beans tonight! YES!
You guys want some baked beans tonight, we can pick some up on the way home.
You guys want some baked beans tonight, we can pick some up on the way home.
by banana July 6, 2004
Get the baked beansmug. ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.
by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 25, 2003
Get the Clam Bakemug. VERB:
To listen to one's stereo while simultaneously lying on the couch watching television with the sound turned down.
This is based on the fact that those who simply lie on the couch watching TV are couch potatoes, therefore they must be "baking." It's even worse if they're doing two worthless things simultaneously: hence, they are "double baking."
It follows that they would be double baked couch potatoes for those who care.
To listen to one's stereo while simultaneously lying on the couch watching television with the sound turned down.
This is based on the fact that those who simply lie on the couch watching TV are couch potatoes, therefore they must be "baking." It's even worse if they're doing two worthless things simultaneously: hence, they are "double baking."
It follows that they would be double baked couch potatoes for those who care.
"I was so bored that I got on the couch and spent the evening double baking with 'Seinfeld' and 'Exile on Main Street.'"
"Are you just gonna lie there double baking, or are you goin' with me to Joey's?"
"Are you just gonna lie there double baking, or are you goin' with me to Joey's?"
by James J. Mitchell September 1, 2006
Get the double bakingmug. when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible
by T-gizzle November 16, 2006
Get the wake and bakemug.