backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass

she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023

Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

Backwardian

A stupid language that's literally just English but backwards.

"Bro, i heard Elliot can speak backwardian, what a femboy!"

*Elliot emerges out of the darkness*

"ouy llik annog m'i"

(Translation: I'm gonna kill you$

by NatsuME-SakasaKI November 18, 2023

backyard swagger

To have swagger that excels in a backyard.
Great examples of places where you see people with impressive backyard swagger are at a pool party, a barbecue, wedding reception or anywhere people reside in mobile homes.

Y’all can’t handle this backyard swagger that I have got right here in me.

by Kihlba November 20, 2023

Backwards pizza place

The backwards pizza place means to have someone shove cheese, tomato paste/sauce, and garlic in your rectum before buttfucking you while saying mama mia

Oh yeah I gave my girl the backwards pizza place

by Dknotdonkey March 7, 2024

backwardsing

the act of excreting fecal matter out of your penis/vagina.

You know Hailey? Yeah she was backwardsing all over me last night!

by branmanfan52 March 7, 2024