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pat attack

When speaking to another person the speaker realizes they are accidently quoting an 80s song. Instead of just finishing the thought the speaker starts singing.
Dude you know you are a heart (singing) breaker dream maker love taker don't you mess around with me no-no-no!

Wake me up (singing) before you go-go. 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo. Dude you just had a pat attack!
by TI99 May 3, 2008
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cak attack

angrier and more ferocious version of a cock slap. generally causes more damage.
guy: bitch don't make me cak attack yo face!
girl: wut
guy: *cak attacks*
girl: oh damn, you took my eye out!
by mynoduesp suomynonna August 9, 2009
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Mannequin Attack

Also known as MA, Mannequin Attack is a game started when someone says the name of the game. Anyone who hears the name of the game being said has to freeze, no matter what they're doing, until someone says the player's name.
Teacher: "How could you POSSIBLY fail this test? You didn't even finish!"
Student: "I'm sorry! I was under MA -Mannequin Attack-, I couldn't do anything!"
Teacher: "Wha...?"
by -Taboo- December 3, 2009
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Shower-Attack

Attacking, Surprising or Stealing something from someone when they are in or getting out of the Shower.
A vulnerable time for most people, usually naked and unable to reach for a weapon for self-defense.
I can't believe the bitch Shower-Attacked me like Strauss-Kahn! Where is my wallet?
by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011
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boob attack

The act of a female attacking a male with her boobs because the male tried to pick up her skirt and look at her vagina. Also, when a girl likes a guy and the guy doesn't like her back she constantly goes up to him sticking her boobs in his face.
Jennifer: boob attacking Harold saying "why won't you like me my boobs are so hot"

Harold: "I'm just not into you please stop rubbing your boobs in my face"
by i'm dick stick February 10, 2014
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Bozack-Lack-Attack

1. A condition in which one suddenly starts acting like a bitch in a high stress situation.

2. When you want to call someone out as being a little bitch or pansy you can ask them if they are suffering from this condition.
3. Something clever you come up with when you're 9 years old to reply to your older brother when he says "get of my bozacks" because it's a clever way to try to insult him using his own vocabulary and saying he's got no balls at the same time.
Person 1 : Get off my bozacks!!!
Person 2 : Shutup bitch ! I think you're having a Bozack-Lack-Attack !! You better go get yourself a RoBozack !
by Ron Don Megatron September 18, 2014
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Canadian Geese Attack

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.
Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.
by Jokesterpants August 6, 2009
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