tissue sea-life

subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.

Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!

by Riceball8 January 22, 2007

sad sea otter

a drunk girl that randomly starts crying for no reason. called a sad sea otter because they are cute and sad.

Brittany was a sad sea otter last night. She cried the entire night for no reason.

by THECOOKIEMONSTER7 November 19, 2010

Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.

" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !

by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

Deep Blue Sea

When you drive out into the middle of the ocean with a girl and have sex with her. When you’re about to cum you pull out and put your thumb in front of your penis to split the stream, and cum in both of the girls eyes. You then dump her overboard and drive away.

“Hey Jimmy, I heard you hooked up with Jessica last night.”
“Yeah man I rented a boat and Deep Blue Sea’d her.”
“Jimmy, you rascal.”

by ThatOneGuyWhoKnowsYou November 10, 2020

sea otter jizz

the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis

"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"

"I beleive it is fredrick"

by evlspcmk October 4, 2006

Captain of the Red Sea

A man willing and proud to sail the bloody waters of his mate's vagina.

Did you hear about Keith? He was the Greatest Captain of the Red Sea that ever lived.

by Ragecano March 1, 2011

south sea pearls

A present you leave a girl after having unprotected sex.

After sex last night I left tiffany a whole bunch of south sea pearls.

by Yusufu Sylla January 14, 2008