Shock and eww

When you start out cropdrusting a group of people and end up defecating your pants.

I wanted to just fart on them but they got the "shock and eww.'

by PoetikDom August 10, 2021

shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)

Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march

by OneApollo July 15, 2025

shock video

usually originating from the 2000s to late 2010s, a shock video is categorized by something that can come across as shocking, gross, insane, and/or homicidal. shock videos usually include illegal acts or just plain disgusting content that lives up to its name; to shock, disturb, and harm.

Joel: “Damn, I need a good website to see some shock videos.”
Katie: “Wtf, why?”
Joel: “They get me off.”
Katie: “Uh, Goresee, seegore, rotten.com, the gauntlet, liveleak, cartoon network…”

by novaxyro January 20, 2025

Air Shocked

when your going up a long roller coaster then it drops, that feeling you get

I had a high drop and got Air Shocked

by anonymous smiley08 November 9, 2018

Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.

“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.

by Dree74 August 13, 2025

Change your Shocks

To give a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft.

This girl just gave me a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft, she said it's called Change your Shocks

by ParkyP April 30, 2019

Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.

"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"

by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013