A term used by mega christian homophobes on Facebook. Often accommodated by a laughing minion in a sepia tone. Anybody who says this unironically has most likely never said a single original thing in their lives.
Son: Dad... im gay.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
by Electrik man July 19, 2020
Get the Adam And Stevemug. Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?
Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"
Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"
Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
by Collin Jones June 27, 2005
Get the Adam and Evemug. by WomanBeater August 16, 2006
Get the grizzly adamsmug. Similar to an adam's apple , the Adam's Eggplant is when someone giving a deepthroat, has a lump in their throat.
by Purplestuffdrank October 16, 2018
Get the Adam's Eggplantmug. An extreamly bangable contestant from american idol. Often seen wearing nail polish and guyliner, and is unfortunately gay. -sob-
by lambert4life April 13, 2009
Get the Adam lambertmug. Adam Carson is the drummer for the band AFI. He has a unique style of drumming, and is amazing at what he does. His music is full of emotion, and helps complete the general awesome-ness of the band.
He also likes pirates. Which automatically makes him cooler then you.
He also likes pirates. Which automatically makes him cooler then you.
by Stabs August 26, 2005
Get the Adam Carsonmug. he’s the softest human ever and is the gayest queen ever. he put gays himself in every video and loves gucci. he is also the brother of morgan adams and is the sweet boyfriend of shane dawson
by truth tea sis November 27, 2018
Get the ryland adamsmug.