by Jimmysgotaids May 12, 2011
A term used by mega christian homophobes on Facebook. Often accommodated by a laughing minion in a sepia tone. Anybody who says this unironically has most likely never said a single original thing in their lives.
Son: Dad... im gay.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
by Electrik man July 20, 2020
Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?
Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"
Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"
Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
by Collin Jones June 19, 2005
by WomanBeater August 14, 2006
Similar to an adam's apple , the Adam's Eggplant is when someone giving a deepthroat, has a lump in their throat.
by Purplestuffdrank October 16, 2018
An extreamly bangable contestant from american idol. Often seen wearing nail polish and guyliner, and is unfortunately gay. -sob-
by lambert4life March 23, 2009
Adam Carson is the drummer for the band AFI. He has a unique style of drumming, and is amazing at what he does. His music is full of emotion, and helps complete the general awesome-ness of the band.
He also likes pirates. Which automatically makes him cooler then you.
He also likes pirates. Which automatically makes him cooler then you.
by Stabs July 30, 2005