Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

Literally Donald Trump.

A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh

by XdXd123 February 4, 2017

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Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.

Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....

by Fukstiker February 11, 2012

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acting a Karl

When you are the buzzkill of the party - taken from the character Karl from the show "An Idiot Abroad."

Also a curmudgeon.

Ex:

David - "Let's go steal some Christmas lights."

Dorothy - " I don't want to. I don't like jail. It's illegal. I have a mortgage."

David - "You are acting a Karl in what could possibly be a fun situation."

by Sydney Coles June 11, 2012

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fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.

Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.

by Bad Momma September 15, 2011

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