take a dump

1) to take an enormous shit, especially in the way of a "power dump" where the excrement quickly and powerfully leaves your anus

2) When a machine or electronic stops working or breaks, for no particular reason. Also known as "shat the bed"

3) An exclamation often used by people when they want to tell somebody to "fuck off" but are too afraid. Often used by kids and teenagers. The word dump is enunciated in a long way, so as to be spelled duuuummmmppppp!!!
1) Dude, i have to take a dump!!!

2)Kid 1: Why can't we play your XBox?
Kid 2: Cuz it sucks and it took a dump.

3)Dad: Go clean your room!
Kid: Take a duuummmmpppp!!!
by HOWNOWBROWNCOW88 July 31, 2008
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pump and dump

when a guy has sex with a girl with the intent to only get a nut. it consists of 1 - 5 pumps or thrusts followed by ejaculation (dump his load) followed by the departure of the male to go back to the party or wherever it was that he met the victim of the "pump and dump"
much to sallys displeasure, her and jacks sexual experience at keegans party consisted of only a pump and dump in the bathroom.
by SMairlines May 22, 2009
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Lava Dump

A very hot and steamy poop that shoots out of your but at the speed of light (sometimes faster).
Also burns badly after taking one.
The Lava Dump is like a volcano expoding upside down.
by Travis & Michael August 13, 2008
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dump truck

Derogatory term for a criminal defence lawyer who accepts large numbers of clients with the intention of pleading them guilty as quickly as possible in order to make money on volume.
I wanted to challenge the charge on constitutional grounds, but my lawyer's a dump truck and sold me out to the prosecution.
by NoJusticeNoPeace April 20, 2009
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Hydro Dump

A purely liquid and sometimes greasy diarrhea-like excretion. Usually uncontrallably released while farting.
Anonymous Soldier 1: Guys, I need to eat something before we go drinking, or else I'm gunna have to take a hydro dump at the end of the night.
Anonymous Soldier 2: Hurry up and grab that loaf of bread on the counter!
by Josh Sabourin May 20, 2007
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Humpty Dump

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.
by JonathanChance October 01, 2003
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pump and dump

To pump a stock that you own and dump it when the price goes up.
Stay away from QBID it is a pump and dump.
by Fred Silvia September 10, 2005
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