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bus fucked

You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.
I'm late this morning because I got bus fucked.
by marusya8 June 14, 2011
mugGet the bus fuckedmug.

Bu-Shing

Bu-Shing can be best defined as bud luck for eating at an asian restaurant. Upon receipt of the fortune cookie following the meal, should the cookie not contain a fortune, then this is called Bu-Shing, therefore the recipient of this unfortunate cookie will endure seven years of bad luck from that day.
Example 1 - Wayne John Beck was eating at Big Wok Mongolian BBQ at 9:09pm on Saturday November 10th, 2007. Following Mr. Beck's meal, he opened his fortune cookie only to discover BU-SHING. Mr. Beck was scared and ricewine began to pour from his eyes. He was advised by the staff at the restaurant to lock himself up in his house for the next seven years. No one has seen Mr. Beck since.

Example 2 - There was an episode of "Saved By The Bell," in which "Screech," observed this occurrence when he opened his fortune cookie at a restaurant he went to. Screech did not believe in Bu-Shing as he was acting. Two epidoes later "Saved By the Bell," was CANCELED. Years later, "Screech" who's real name is Dustin Diamond is now a member of Celebrity Fit Club.
by B-Pain December 5, 2007
mugGet the Bu-Shingmug.

Gaggle Bus

A bus containing at least 5 or more complete douche bags.
"There's a gaggle of douches in that Gaggle bus!"
by MyithZ January 27, 2012
mugGet the Gaggle Busmug.

Bus Chaser

Bus Chaser is the stand of 8745. It is a mechanical humanoid stand which is covered in bus parts. It has a digital bus sign surrounded by tiny windows on its torso and two large wheels on its shoulders. It can also take the form of a bus.
Abilities:
1. Vehicle manipulation: Using Bus Chaser, 8745 can gain full control of vehicles within its range of 100 meters. Vehicles that can be controlled include but is not limited to: 1) Broken down vehicles, 2) Inanimate toy vehicles, 3) Vehicles in photos and paintings
8745 can then take people in the vehicles, ride the vehicles, ram or crash the vehicles, or use it to scout around in an area.

2. Area scouting: Bus Chaser can turn into a bus and scout around the areas in the radius of 100km of its user.

In its bus form, anyone can see the stand and all damage on it will be doubled on its user.

Overall, Bus Chaser is an extremely powerful stand.
8745: Behold, the power of Bus Chaser!
Millions of vehicles crash through the wall apically.
by 8745Master69 October 7, 2020
mugGet the Bus Chasermug.

Bus Bitch

What it is: The Bone Bus Bitch runs to grab a bus for the Bones only! Occasionally other instruments sneak on somehow… He/she also enforces the bus rules.

Why we do it: So we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?

How it originated: We had to take busses to the Metrodome for all home games. Because of the move to TCF Bank Stadium in 2009, the Bone Bus Bitch plays a lesser role. However, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
What does the Bone Bus Bitch say: “Welcome to the Bone Bus. The following rules apply: no singing, and no dooking!”
by UMMB Bone October 3, 2011
mugGet the Bus Bitchmug.

bus warrior

A term that describes a person who lives in the far outskirts of suburbia, frequently having to take public transit or engaging in long commutes in order to get to a more centralized urban district.

This term should only be used in places with large urban centers and their surrounding districts (e.g. Victorville, traveling into centralized Los Angeles or Langley traveling into Vancouver, BC)
Look at that guy, he switched buses like 4 times already, what a bus warrior!
by buswarriorsarethefuture June 10, 2011
mugGet the bus warriormug.

tardy bus

Used in regards to one who acts tardy/retarded/lame.
Jeff and I were playing strip Boggle while his girlfriend, Monika, was riding the tardy bus.
by CDubbleDeez January 27, 2007
mugGet the tardy busmug.

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