The spring yard zone

Sex

But in sonic terms

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)

by MattIGuess August 8, 2024

Yard Rat

A person who continues to live on his sailboat while it is at the boat yard being worked on.

Why are the lights on in that boat, yard rat?

by mmc1 April 12, 2025

Yard Donkey

A blue collar worker who never actually works. Someone who stays in the yard when the hard work is happening.

Look at this yard donkey watching all the real men getting the job done.

by Dan Mandingo April 15, 2025

Yarding

In climbing, yarding is pulling on something with all you’ve got. Most often used to describe pulling on a hold with both hands.

“Don’t yard on that death block, it’s not solid!”
“I was yarding on that nut but it wouldn’t budge, nice placement!”

by GayClimber May 18, 2025

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Yard Darky

I the 1950s Deep South Rich people used to have a statue in their front yard of an Afro American Slave. Dressed as a butler. This was referred to as a “Yard Darky”. Note this is a racist term and might offend some people.

Farmers Jones just ordered a new Yard Darky from the Farmers Almanac.

by Urban legend member # 2285 April 11, 2024

yard slut

General purpose yard implement typically used by DIY people.

We need to mix some concrete in the yard slut so we can put the new fence post up.

by anonymous April 20, 2024