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simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.
people who aren’t simps: john
by mikey_13 February 2, 2020
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Simp

A guy who prioritizes hanging out with girls and forgoes fraternizing with the boys in hope of getting pussy from said girls who friendzone him. Commonly associated with the name Jordan.
"Yo, Fredrick hasn't been hanging out with us. What's going on?"

"He's being a simp over some chick he met."
by Jesus's Crackrocks April 8, 2020
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Simp

A new term gen z wants to use to exterminate wholesomeness in relationships. A man who gets flowers for a girl is now called a “simp” or if he kisses her on the forehead, even if they’re not “clingy”. Mostly used on TikTok, but it is mostly used as a negative term reflecting wholesomeness in relationships.
TJ: ayo John why would you hug your girlfriend???
John: ..Because I love her
TJ: SIMP

John: what???
by brosksks February 26, 2021
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Simp

guy #1: bruh you heard of that nigga Edgar?

guy #2: of course I have. THAT NIGGA'S A SIMP!
by B3n_D0ver March 9, 2020
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simp

there’s no easy way to say this but, you’re a simp. and i’m gonna have to report you back to kuzco
by themuffinmann14 April 13, 2020
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Simp

Simping; giving all your attention to a person who will never go for you
My friend Bandit is a simp over this livestreamer named Valk
by El snako July 14, 2020
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Simp

A man who does anything to get into a woman’s pants, but is in the end is un-successful in doing Doing so
Man, chad bought Jessica a new bag, he’s getting no pussy that Simp
by xNecrome April 1, 2020
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