Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.
Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"
by Daddy_Warbucks May 1, 2011

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.
by Pleidese February 5, 2020

Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.
by Coxynormus December 8, 2020

by tommiepreis November 10, 2021

This best donkey you’ll ever meet he will buy you a coffee and eat your peen for lunch and sometimes brunch so watch out.
That is a cool Pete over there
by Marvin donk April 16, 2019

The act of collecting tons of tzatziki sauce from your weekly gyro until you’re ready to get down and dirty. You pour all the tzatziki sauce on your forehead and sometimes down your neck, a similar sensation to a bukkake
Me and the boys are gearing up to do a Pete the Greek this weekend, I can’t wait for a mouthful that shit is gonna have me rock hard!
by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025
