Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 June 10, 2011
by CDubbleDeez January 23, 2007
What it is: The Bone Bus Bitch runs to grab a bus for the Bones only! Occasionally other instruments sneak on somehow… He/she also enforces the bus rules.
Why we do it: So we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?
How it originated: We had to take busses to the Metrodome for all home games. Because of the move to TCF Bank Stadium in 2009, the Bone Bus Bitch plays a lesser role. However, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
Why we do it: So we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?
How it originated: We had to take busses to the Metrodome for all home games. Because of the move to TCF Bank Stadium in 2009, the Bone Bus Bitch plays a lesser role. However, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
What does the Bone Bus Bitch say: “Welcome to the Bone Bus. The following rules apply: no singing, and no dooking!”
by UMMB Bone October 04, 2011
by Funfacts September 15, 2009
Bus Chaser is the stand of 8745. It is a mechanical humanoid stand which is covered in bus parts. It has a digital bus sign surrounded by tiny windows on its torso and two large wheels on its shoulders. It can also take the form of a bus.
Abilities:
1. Vehicle manipulation: Using Bus Chaser, 8745 can gain full control of vehicles within its range of 100 meters. Vehicles that can be controlled include but is not limited to: 1) Broken down vehicles, 2) Inanimate toy vehicles, 3) Vehicles in photos and paintings
8745 can then take people in the vehicles, ride the vehicles, ram or crash the vehicles, or use it to scout around in an area.
2. Area scouting: Bus Chaser can turn into a bus and scout around the areas in the radius of 100km of its user.
In its bus form, anyone can see the stand and all damage on it will be doubled on its user.
Overall, Bus Chaser is an extremely powerful stand.
Abilities:
1. Vehicle manipulation: Using Bus Chaser, 8745 can gain full control of vehicles within its range of 100 meters. Vehicles that can be controlled include but is not limited to: 1) Broken down vehicles, 2) Inanimate toy vehicles, 3) Vehicles in photos and paintings
8745 can then take people in the vehicles, ride the vehicles, ram or crash the vehicles, or use it to scout around in an area.
2. Area scouting: Bus Chaser can turn into a bus and scout around the areas in the radius of 100km of its user.
In its bus form, anyone can see the stand and all damage on it will be doubled on its user.
Overall, Bus Chaser is an extremely powerful stand.
by 8745Master69 October 08, 2020
You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.
by marusya8 June 14, 2011
To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.
by Doppelstern April 08, 2009