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Zach Day

Calling all Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakary and all the variations of Zacs! On 12th of September, you OWN this world! We celebrate the gift of Zac being our friend/family. It’s a great day for the whole world as we celebrate all of the Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys out there. Even though there may be a definition on Urban Dictionary about how much Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys suck, but that ain’t true.

YOU’RE AWESOME ZAC/ZACH/ZAK/ZACHARY!!!!!!!
Friends of Zac: HAPPY ZACH DAY ZACH!
Zach: IT’S THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOOO!
by Unknown Birb September 9, 2020
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Zach Osterhage

The cutest little siege player youll ever meet. Osama bin Laden fanboy. Although his hair is greasy he is still a complete lassie getter.
Omg is that Zach Osterhage

I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me
by Hockeyboss721 September 11, 2020
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zach shambaugh

a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.
I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.
by barry tyrone September 13, 2020
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Zach

A fucking loser that pisses the bad
This kid is a Zach
by Your boi Grayson September 18, 2020
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Zach's launguage

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.
Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.
by Choady Cockgargler September 19, 2020
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Zach

Suck’s Willy and is a loser
I have a crush on him

Hahaha
Zach is cute
by Suicidal-boy September 22, 2020
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Zach

Zach is an absolute cutie and one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet!! Zachs are very generous and adorable people plus they’re very cuddly and entertaining :)
Mannnnnn zach is so cuteeeee he’s amazinggg
by Izzy init October 24, 2020
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