gift wrapping the toilet seat

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)

Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!

by Mydaho January 11, 2015

Granny Gift Wrap

A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.

A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!

by Cookie-Dude-123 December 24, 2008

Douche bag wrapper

Lower than your average douche bag.
Looser person that is the sidekick best buddy, to a douche bag.

That guy is lower on the totem pole of society, than a douche bag, he's a "douche bag wrapper", so disposable.

You are nothing but a "Douche bag wrapper". Your douche bag friend uses you and throws you away.

Wanna be rapper that hangs around douche bags.
Did you see that D.B.W.( Douche bag wrapper)?

by girl from Madrid July 9, 2011

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

i think it is a brownish paper rolled into a stick figurerish type of thang dude

yo dun pass me a blunt,suut and while u at dat get me a extra big azz blunt and 4sweet suut now round here we call dis triple case of smoking niggah

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

bubble wrap

Little bumps on your skin. Bubble wrap can be found on your dick and on your arms when you are cold.

"Dude, I wanna pop my bubble wrap."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

koosh wrap

a slut with anal warts who dosn't tell you till after youve had sex with her, and one of her warts explodes.

That bitch is a dirty koosh wrap.

by Peter Frampton January 1, 2006

The new wrap guy

A 40 year old convicted felon who burns wraps and wears glasses that are too big

Yo who's that guy over there?

That's The new wrap guy

by Parmesan779 October 19, 2017