woodshed

the house that fights back

Let's go play darts at the woodshed

by zoogy May 13, 2005

Took her to the woodshed

Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)

You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed

by 1maddd2mackxxx May 10, 2016

does a bear piss in the woods

Its another way of saying "isn't it obvious!"

"Do you think Jeremy and Amber are doing it?"

"does a bear piss in the woods?!"

by i'll cut you alive February 21, 2009

woodsballer14

coolest person on Pbnation.

woodsballer14 is so cool!

by nate March 5, 2005

tiger woods move

when a male seems perfectly happy with a female, but then proceeds to explore other opportunities with other females, then after getting caught, goes back to the original female. The original female then forgives the male and everything of the past is therefore erased.

Guy 1: "Josh was going out with Lisa, but made out with Renee. Lisa then confronts Josh about this. Josh then says sorry, and Lisa forgets that anything ever happened."
Guy 2: "Classic Tiger Woods Move."

by 4 B4W$ October 10, 2011

tiger woods y'all

From the fuckpuddle that was Chris Rock's cinematic career (see also: your usual Wanda Sykes appearance) in Down to Earth, the character Lance Barton played by Chris Rock proclaims his newly-bestowed wealth by shouting "Tiger Woods Y'all!" It can be used to indicate a biracial condition, being annoying as thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket on the golf course, promoting Buick automobiles, wearing red shirts on Sundays and more. Ever since his infamous car crash in November 2009, the term can now be used in relation to sexual infidelity, sexual promiscuity and sex therapy.

For expressional clarity, is often followed by quotes from the Chappelle Show's masterful treatment of the legendary Rick James in 'Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.'

After getting nowhere with the bitches at the sorority party last weekend, I decided to buy some new clothes, get a haircut and pretend like I had money. This time, I'm gonna show up, kick the door in and shout "tiger woods y'all - it's a celebration bitches!"

My roommates bet my black ass I couldn't get with this twat from South Carolina because she's racist. Once I got her back to my dorm room and ravaged her Confederate cunt, I opened the window and shouted into the quad "tiger woods y'all!"

After sinking the last putt and winning the bet, I obnoxiously yelled "tiger woods, y'all - I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time!"

by kridk March 12, 2011

Woodsy

aaron woods. Cries at the slightest provocation.Often heard saying"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Woodsy stop crying!!!

by michael bagatella September 18, 2003