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Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.
Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.
by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016
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horribly wonderful

Something that is instantly disgusting on it's face, but upon you trying it, experiencing it, it is an addictive vice that you must convince others to try and join your mad cult.
Dude you gotta try White Castle Hamburgers. They are horribly wonderful. Let's get the 30 pak Crave Case.
by bostonjerk April 25, 2015
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The Bearded Chin Wonder

A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!

Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017
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wonder trade

shit, i got a fucking mewtwo in a wonder trade bro
by ywuywhuwhbufbeqian December 1, 2019
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what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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what wonderful tits

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll grope You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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