woke

Pretending to care on something or someone, not because you do really care, but because you want to look kind and good in the eyes of other people, even though you are lying to them and hide them the facts.

Transperson: You can identify any gender as you like, I can even identify as 5 year old girl, so I can take any young boys I want, without being a creep.

Woke: Stunning and brave!

by Peanut Vendor May 27, 2024

Woke

Originally a positive word, meaning somebody who takes nothing at face value and questions everything. However, it's become a negative word that describes those who see things that aren't there and almost try to manufacture controversy where none exists.

Craig is woke and a white knight. He's out here simping as if that will grant him the female gaze.

by KnightArtorias November 27, 2023

Woke

the term the annoying conservative rednecks use to represent the even more annoying anti-white progressive social justice workers

our political system is fuckin broken

Republican John Doe: Those damn woke bastards can't shut up!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser May 25, 2024

woke

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is the president woke

by terrilla February 14, 2023

Woke

Sometimes a quiffle, Twunt or wankspangler.

I asked the parking warden if I could call him a parking womble. He said so no because it's not woke enough. So I just called him a wankspangler instead.

by Bertie Patel December 11, 2020

earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.

Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.

by boardgamebender January 26, 2022

Woke

1)Past participle of the transitive verb to wake

2) never an adjective!!!

Given the fact that it's part of a transitive verb, you either woke up yourself or woke up someone else. Woke is not an adjective so it stands to reason that a phrase such as I am woke doesn't exist.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2021