by Ethik one November 17, 2003

by witasquid September 12, 2023

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“
Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“
Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“
Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“
Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“
Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
by TightPussyMan96024 January 9, 2021

I will never get a blood transfusion ITS AGAINST MY RELIGION
A jehovah witness is a person that goes door to door to spread others to their cult.
A jehovah witness is a person that goes door to door to spread others to their cult.
by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022
