Cereal Syndrome

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.

Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.

by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019

DeVos syndrome

Uncontrollable, bowl-shattering diarrhea in which some of the poop and/or poop-tainted water sprays out of the bowl because of the force involved.

Do not go in the bathroom. I have DeVos syndrome and there is shit everywhere.

by Irritable Bowels December 8, 2018

Vet Syndrome

Also known as veteran syndrome, vet syndrome is what happens to all veterans after they retire from the glorious Club Penguin Army that is the RPF. (Rebel Penguin Federation) Upon leaving the RPF and having spent a considerable amount of their worthless lives in the army, these veterans realised they've wasted countless days on a dying children's video game without having reached major Club Penguin Clout. To release all their anger and pentup emotions they roll up in the main chat of the RPF discord attempting to bend and break as many rules as possible without getting punished because they get a kick out of it or something.

Oh look its that retard Wolves, back again to break all of our rules, he must have vet syndrome.

by Yo Based January 18, 2021

Zandi Syndrome

A sudden onset of fear that people are quoting Mark Zandi too much.

"Wow, I just read Financial Shock. It told me all this stuff, like...."
"I believe that you are suffering from Zandi Syndrome."

by Goosiepie December 25, 2008

Frieza syndrome

A syndrome when you get scared about monkeys turning yellow then eradicating their whole species

Person 1:Hey man look my monke just fell into the yellow paint
Person 2:holy shit *shoots him*
Person 1:Yes officer i think this guy got the frieza syndrome

by Nomstars July 18, 2021

ranpo syndrome

a condition where all you can think and talk about is ranpo

person 1: hey man can you pass me that pencil?
person 2:oh hey this pencil is green! you know what else is green? ranpos eyes!

person 1:you really have a serious case of ranpo syndrome

by toe snatcher 9000 November 5, 2023

december syndrome

The process of everything falling to shit during the month of December, due only to the fact that it is December.

I don't know, dude, sounds like december syndrome.

by baconstrrip December 6, 2010