winter mexican

A Canadian

Person 1-whats your race?
Person 2-winter Mexican

by Boops-n-Bops July 2, 2017

Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex

Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard

by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018

house wifery

Engaging in random acts of being a housewife.
The exhuasting day-in day-out of duties of being a wife

What are you doing today?
Cleaning up the house, buying flatware, and picking the kids ups.
Sounds like a day chuck full of house wifery.

by Type-Z November 4, 2013

Winterguard

for people that have absolutely nothing better to do. Usually take it completely seriously and consider it to be a sport... which it is not. see colorguard which is also not a sport.

I think that they should cut football and give funding to Winterguard. - losergirl

Yea, I can really picture everyone going to winterguard competitions..

by aladatrouble May 13, 2005

winternet

An alternative to the term, internet. Combining both the terms WEB and INTERNET into one.

I'm going to get online, and check my email on the winternet.

by Henry Aird February 6, 2005

winter teeth

adj. Two above and three below. Describes a person who is missing more than a few teeth.

Kev: "Check that out, she's got winter teeth, two above and three below"
Erin: "She's obviously never heard of a toothbrush..."

by Kevin Herr December 7, 2007

winterguard

This "sport" is an extension of colorgaurd. Though the "competitors" are dedicatated, they still manage to suck shit straight from the asshole of every cheerleader. Even the fat-ass one. The girls/fag-mo boys in this programme seem, at least to me, to be the cheerleader rejects. Usually homosexual (earning them the title FLAGGET) many of the baton twirling bags of anal dousch are either Morbidly obese or obscessed with such faggetry as pokemon/yougeeho (or however the fucking koreans spell it)or magic trading card games, or at least have SPED boyfriends who are. However they don't seem to notice that they are the laughing stock of the entire school. More People pay attention to Operation Social Change (yet another gaping, stinky cock garage in between the legs of society) than to the poorly performed dance routine of these ass tards. Where I'm from, the audience doesn't hesitate to launch projectiles from the top row of the bleachers at the skid-mark who has their toy wooden rifle smack them in the face as it twirls to the ground. Haha it makes me laugh just thinking about it. Back in Veitnam we used to juggle the bullet ridden skulls of Veit Cong infantry as Charlie's 84mm incindiary devices erupted in the trees above us. Try that!

~Haha that fat Winterguard fag just knocked herself out.
~Yeah i think she tried to catch the flag in her mouth.
~maybe if it tried to do that she might have caught it in her hands. Haha

by mahmoud ahmadinejad August 17, 2007