Why did she take the kids?

Please tell me why my wife left me and took the kids

Why did she take the kids? Please come back children im sad

by Mr. Man maan October 7, 2020

Ever wonder why we're here

One of life's great mysteries, isn't it?

Hey.

Yeah?

Ever wonder why we're here?

by A Incredible Pseudonym January 18, 2019

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008

why did she leave me

because u really bad in Minecraft

why did she leave me is what u said typing this or your are really wondering then type 12os98

by mkjsch September 21, 2020

why are Minecraft villagers so dumb

Because they are a villager in Minecraft, they physically cannot be smart!

GIVE ME MENDING ALREADY, bro, why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022

baby why aint you in school?

"Baby why ain't you in school" is a colloquial phrase used to express concern or reprimand someone, usually a young person, for not attending school or fulfilling their educational obligations.

With a stern and worried tone, Alexa confronts Caden and asks, "baby why aint you in school?" as she tries to understand the reason behind Caden's absence from school.

by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023