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Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014
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whack

A hit from a Juul or any other similar vaping device.
by puscpuscpuscmarijuana November 1, 2017
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Whacked

I was whacked as last night
by K💕 January 6, 2018
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Whack

Mixing PCP and Cocaine. Also known as a space flip.
Wanna whack? Trust me, it's the easiest way to become a god. Or overdose.
by PsychedMF July 30, 2021
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whack wellies

‘Ayo we finna whack wellies tonight or what?’
by lolkidim12 November 12, 2020
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Whack

1. Verb; To smack or punch someone.

2. Noun; Meaning lame or illegitimate.

3. To assassinate someone.
1. The boy whacked his friend in the face after his friend insulted his mother.

2. That concert we went to yesterday was so whack.

3. The mafia was going to whack him unless he paid his debts to them.
by Striker122 November 29, 2009
mugGet the Whackmug.

Whack fuck

It when you whack off to make it hard before fuckin your cart mate. Don’t want your cart mate thinking you weren’t excited for the game
Ryman never played whack fuck before and now the whole group knows.
by anonymous April 17, 2025
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