Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested
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Solid weasel

Who the fuck is that
Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him
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ass weasel - alien

A carnivorous alien from the movie dream catcher that develops in the body and comes out of the anus and eats the host and searches for prey
Butt weasel butt worm ass worm "ass weasel - alien"
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cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 20, 2020
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Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.
by Abel Damsa February 15, 2018
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Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.
Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!
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Cock weasel

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!
by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019
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