Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”
by Frii October 28, 2022
Who the fuck is that
by AUUUUUUGH May 10, 2022
A carnivorous alien from the movie dream catcher that develops in the body and comes out of the anus and eats the host and searches for prey
by T95 January 02, 2014
Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 20, 2020
Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
by Abel Damsa February 15, 2018
by Coked Up Hamster December 04, 2020
by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019