A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.
by cartuneist March 31, 2022
Get the Pussy Weaselmug. 1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.
2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."
2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010
Get the Kitty Weaselmug. 
by Mr hollingsworth July 11, 2016
Get the sleepy weaselmug. To drop a greasy weasel!
Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
Get the Greasy weaselmug. by Callum Strang January 1, 2021
Get the Bumble Weaselmug. Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.
by Rager October 21, 2015
Get the Shank weaselmug.