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Lord Omg'Wtf

Discovered by The Legendary Wordsmith Eric during an archaeological expedition to the darkest corners of the internet, this singular entity known only as Lord Omg'Wtf is revered by several degraded and nefarious cults as the God of the Internet.
It is prophesised that Lord Omg'Wtf shall one day rise from his digital crypt, to spread madness and mayhem across the land. As his influence grows, those who fall under his command will forever speak in his dreaded tongue, known by his initiates as "L337".
Chain letters are His Unholy Gospel;
spam is His Wrath. Beware the accursed sigil of the Omg'Wtf cult, a curious inscription consisting of a colon and a single parenthesis.
These cults are known to engage in orgiastic license during their worship of His Icon, a pixel-based sculpture depicting His faceless, sickly-yellow bipedal form running, nay, chasing his prey on the Day of His Resurrection.
All Hail Lord Omg'Wtf, that we may be spared His Wrath!
We offer this sacrifice of proper grammar and spelling in His Name!
by Little Bastad April 29, 2004
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What the WTF?

A much better way of saying things like WTF (What the WTF?), BTW (By the BTW), TMI (Too much TMI), or FYI (For Your FYI). Used when someone wants to make an emphatic point, or sound like a moron.
Kate was like, "I don't think we should see one another anymore," so I was like, "What the WTF? By the BTW, For your FYI, I've been seeing someone else, but I guess that's probably Too much TMI."
by holy husky May 11, 2011
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vacban.wtf

VACBAN.wtf is the best private leaking forum with over 10,000 members. Their community is nice, also they have friendly staff which is always there to solve your problem and talk with you.
Josh- Dude i want to get invite for vacban.wtf how can I get it?
Prezky- You have to join in their discord server and open a ticket for invite or dm one of their staff members.
easy#8877 dm for invite ez win
by nottakenusernamepls August 6, 2020
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One Man's LOL is another Man's WTF?

A simile/idiom similar in meaning to "one man's trash is another man's treasure" only, in this case, it means that what is funny to one person may be offensive to someone else.
Tom: "Man, I told this hilarious joke last night. Everyone laughed but Bob. He was a douche and said the joke was offensive."

Dick: "Don't worry about it, dude. One man's LOL is another man's WTF?"
by songwriterz October 17, 2012
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like, wtf?

When something deserves a "wtf" so bad that you search for a word above wtf but fail and instead type like, and then continue to give it the wtf.

LOL I went to runnas house and his wall had fucking orgasms taped to it loller boat x 2 omfg pikachu owns."

Like
Teen: Truck assembler has collapsed in aisle 2 please proceed to dispose of critical mass.

Teen 2: Like, wtf?
by White widow April 14, 2005
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omg wtf?

"omg, wtf is wrong with that guy!"
by Andrew Mitchell December 22, 2003
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OMG WTF!

When a girl looks down at the guy who's fucking her and realizes he has an abnormally small penis or a picture of rush Limbaugh drawn in purple crayon in between his nipples.
by Zapleg December 8, 2010
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