Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

by This isnt real April 20, 2010

who's in the what now?

General, all-purpose response for those occasions where somebody says some thing so far over your head, you haven't even got the foggiest of ideas about what they are saying.

Prosecutor: On the night of July 17, 2009, you, with malice of forethought, did enter said premises with the intention of pilfering a number of controlled substances for the purpose of distributing in a manner that would have been in direct contravention to the articles of law here in the province of Quebec, did you not?

Andy: Who's in the what now?

by udm111 July 11, 2010

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

Dude, what?

Typical stoner reply to anything. Most likely after a long-winded explanation of something "deep"

StonerA: Hey, I just had the greatest epiphany ever. We're all only alive because because we choose to believe we are. If you stop believing you're alive, maybe you just disappear and no one realizes that you're gone.

StonerB: ...Dude, what?

by Patback45 April 13, 2011

What A Shame

Used when someone's Dad dies in front of you, your fault or other wise. Best served with a dead-pan voice while wearing sunglasses, a black leather trench coat, and body armor.

Sandra : Oh my God! Daddy..
JC : What a shame..(lip smack) Such a rotten way to die.

by Notned CJ December 11, 2019

what's really good?

what's up? what's going on?

aiyo man what's really good?

by zero February 25, 2004

What in the world?

A phrase that one says to another person in reaction to a completely ridiculous situation.

Jena: Yeah I heard that Nicki spontaneously set her house on fire yesterday in a wild rage and then ran down the street screaming "The British are coming!"

Jasmine: What in the world?

by butterflijlo August 9, 2009