valentines day

A happy day to celebrate love.

"Happy Valentines Day"
"I love you"

by optimistic March 5, 2009

valentino white bag

A little ugly girl decided to spill lipstick in her anorexic mother's Valentino White Bag.

little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?

by marymaryquitehairy May 19, 2018

Valentine's Day

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.

One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018

Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

skeeter valentine

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

by Indian4Life January 9, 2008

dirty valentin

Is when Valentin aka tino does a girl dirty

Ex: tino did a dirty Valentin to this one chick

by Valentin Trujillo April 16, 2020

valenta

A super cool chick that doesn't know when to say know but she is definitely one for the books! Valenta is such a good friend who can always make you laugh.

Omg valenta is so dumb! Ugh she's so valenta!

by alisonmilr April 2, 2017