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where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.
by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019
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A super sarcastic and obnoxious website that loves to find fault in your everyday words. Really fun to use, and awesome to search on.
Max: "I searched your name on Urban Dictionary last night"

Layla: "Really? What did it say?"
Max: "It said you are really silly and fun."
Layla: "Aww really??"
by ThatOneFriend33 April 12, 2019
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Urban dictionary is where local girls that think they’re some kind of royalty and wannabe twitter famous dudes write stuff such as camelfuck chamak locals thinking they’re special in some kind w want to make swalf but don’t know how, they do all of this to be jwee.
Oh I’m gonna go write something in urban dictionary about locals as if I’m not one of them hahahaha.
by Kiki mane October 10, 2018
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Some guy: "yeah, I use Urban Dictionary"
Some other guy: "What are you, fucking gay"
by my name leg August 14, 2019
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being defined

hey joe check what is the meaning of hello
joe: I just checked it on Urban dictionary it means "a very offensive curse word"
by definer 24/7 November 9, 2020
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Hey, I just looked up the word "Urban Dictionary" on the Urban Dictionary.

cool get a life
by dumbnoob123 March 26, 2019
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Are you fucking stupid.

Chad: they must be if they are looking up urban dictionary on urban dictionary
by Hollzasaurus April 11, 2019
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