non-unicorn

The classic unicorn known to mankind. It resembles a horse, is usually white and has a long thin twisted shiny cone growing out of its forehead. real unicorns are so mystical they only exist in certain drawings that resemble happy bridges with facial hair and several extra legs.
<B> OMIGOD what is that bridge-thing?
<A> its a real unicorn.
<B> arent unicorns like hors../
<A> shhhhh... you dont understand. those are non-unicorns.

by ash........ketchum April 13, 2008
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Unicorn-ing

When someone ties (or whatever you prefer) a horn around his/hers head and sticks it in a vagina.

Once one has finished this process it is called Unicorned.
Bob: Baby wana see what unicorn-ing is?

Marissa: What's that?

Bob: oh you'll see.....

Marissa: WOW! that was great!

Bob: ikr, how do you like being unicorned?
by IPityTheFoo November 16, 2011
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Alaskan Unicorn

When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.

Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina

Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head
Why does that guy have shit all over his head?

He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn

That's fuckin' gross

Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...
by Anatomy Class 2010 April 07, 2009
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oral unicorn

A man who loves to participate in successful cunnilingus and feels like a king so much so that he does not require reciprocation. This man is a rare breed in the millennial world of free porn and faked orgasms.
I have to tell my oral unicorn to stop after 3 orgasms or there is the risk he will eat my vagina off.
by Girlonfire3211 July 24, 2015
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unicorn sex

the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.
Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.

But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
by PoPoPoPoPoPoPo October 19, 2008
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lion and the unicorn

a sexual position, where a man straps a dildo to his fore head ( he being the unicorn ) and inserts it into another mans ass ( the lion )
its your turn to be the unicorn, i will be the lion
by bad man April 02, 2003
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Chocolate Unicorn

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.
Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.
by William J Chance May 27, 2010
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