The classic unicorn known to mankind. It resembles a horse, is usually white and has a long thin twisted shiny cone growing out of its forehead. real unicorns are so mystical they only exist in certain drawings that resemble happy bridges with facial hair and several extra legs.
<B> OMIGOD what is that bridge-thing?
<A> its a real unicorn.
<B> arent unicorns like hors../
<A> shhhhh... you dont understand. those are non-unicorns.
<A> its a real unicorn.
<B> arent unicorns like hors../
<A> shhhhh... you dont understand. those are non-unicorns.
by ash........ketchum April 12, 2008
Get the non-unicornmug. When someone ties (or whatever you prefer) a horn around his/hers head and sticks it in a vagina.
Once one has finished this process it is called Unicorned.
Once one has finished this process it is called Unicorned.
Bob: Baby wana see what unicorn-ing is?
Marissa: What's that?
Bob: oh you'll see.....
Marissa: WOW! that was great!
Bob: ikr, how do you like being unicorned?
Marissa: What's that?
Bob: oh you'll see.....
Marissa: WOW! that was great!
Bob: ikr, how do you like being unicorned?
by IPityTheFoo November 16, 2011
Get the Unicorn-ingmug. When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.
Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina
Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head
Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina
Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head
Why does that guy have shit all over his head?
He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn
That's fuckin' gross
Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...
He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn
That's fuckin' gross
Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...
by Anatomy Class 2010 April 7, 2009
Get the Alaskan Unicornmug. A man who loves to participate in successful cunnilingus and feels like a king so much so that he does not require reciprocation. This man is a rare breed in the millennial world of free porn and faked orgasms.
I have to tell my oral unicorn to stop after 3 orgasms or there is the risk he will eat my vagina off.
by Girlonfire3211 August 20, 2015
Get the oral unicornmug. the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.
Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.
But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
by PoPoPoPoPoPoPo February 23, 2009
Get the unicorn sexmug. a sexual position, where a man straps a dildo to his fore head ( he being the unicorn ) and inserts it into another mans ass ( the lion )
by bad man April 2, 2003
Get the lion and the unicornmug. Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.
by William J Chance May 27, 2010
Get the Chocolate Unicornmug.